A dark alley on a rainy night

As I regained conscientiousness, I remember asking "what where those headlights all about?" April said "I didn't see any headlights...just lay still I think your head is bleeding." But since I was so stubborn I tried sitting up. Immediately I felt as if the whole world was spinning incredibly fast, "laying down is a good idea," i said as i laid back down. When I was finally back down Ashley showed up and stood there in shock at the sight of me laying on the ground bleeding.

"RACHEL WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Ashley yelled. I said "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW!?" When she noticed that I was bleeding she suddenly knew all this medical stuff and began dressing my wounds as best she could till we could call someone for help. I decided to blame everything on April. "Its because I'm brown," April said. Well the truth is, we all know she is brown, but that's not why I blamed her.

"You gave her that drink! You said it had nothing in it, and you knew that it would mess her up!" Kamille said as she ran out of the vestibule. "Apparently she had some of the same drink cause she sped out of the parking lot and hit me with her car" I said as I lay on the ground trying to stay conscious. " How could you do something that stupid, oh wait it's you," Kamille said. Kamille had always been a little harsh on people, and when she saw what had happened to me that harshness turned into meanness. But luckily for me I only had a broken arm and a concussion...my mom always said that as long as you guys (talking about my brother, sister, and I) fall on your heads it's not that bad. I think she was calling us hardheaded.

Seymour Lazar Colin Stephan Dakota Johnny Clevis Homer Jackson Dan Jason Sprayberry

Hi my name is Seymour Lazar Colin Stephan Dakota Johnny Clevis Homer Jackson Dan Jason Sprayberry, my friends just call me Seymour or if they can remember any of my other names they might decide to call me by one of the others. I want to tell you a story about the time i found the big black shiny thingy! It was like any other day except there were weird hairless monkeys trampling through the forest. They were moving really funny, they didn't use there arms they just used there back legs and there arms hung down at there sides. They had weird looking things covering them too I think they called them clothes. I asked them what they were doing but they would not answer me. It's like they couldn't understand me. I was starting to become angry but then...I saw it. The big black shiny thingy! It was tall and had three legs with a long nose that got wider as it jutted out. I was so curious about it I jumped on the things head but it didn't move. I realized that the thing wasn't alive but when I looked down the things nose there was another monkey that looked just like me! I saw a flash of light when I looked to see what the flash was one of the strange looking monkeys in the things called clothes was holding a smaller black thing up to his face I started to yell at him "WHO IS THIS MONKEY THAT LOOKS LIKE SEYMOUR LAZAR COLIN STEPHAN DAKOTA JOHNNY CLEVIS HOMER JACKSON DAN JASON SPRAYBERRY?!?!?!" The strange hairless monkey just put the black thing back up to his face and made it flash some more so I jumped back into the trees and continued yelling at him till he left!