Seymour Lazar Colin Stephan Dakota Johnny Clevis Homer Jackson Dan Jason Sprayberry

Hi my name is Seymour Lazar Colin Stephan Dakota Johnny Clevis Homer Jackson Dan Jason Sprayberry, my friends just call me Seymour or if they can remember any of my other names they might decide to call me by one of the others. I want to tell you a story about the time i found the big black shiny thingy! It was like any other day except there were weird hairless monkeys trampling through the forest. They were moving really funny, they didn't use there arms they just used there back legs and there arms hung down at there sides. They had weird looking things covering them too I think they called them clothes. I asked them what they were doing but they would not answer me. It's like they couldn't understand me. I was starting to become angry but then...I saw it. The big black shiny thingy! It was tall and had three legs with a long nose that got wider as it jutted out. I was so curious about it I jumped on the things head but it didn't move. I realized that the thing wasn't alive but when I looked down the things nose there was another monkey that looked just like me! I saw a flash of light when I looked to see what the flash was one of the strange looking monkeys in the things called clothes was holding a smaller black thing up to his face I started to yell at him "WHO IS THIS MONKEY THAT LOOKS LIKE SEYMOUR LAZAR COLIN STEPHAN DAKOTA JOHNNY CLEVIS HOMER JACKSON DAN JASON SPRAYBERRY?!?!?!" The strange hairless monkey just put the black thing back up to his face and made it flash some more so I jumped back into the trees and continued yelling at him till he left!